Dingdings Adventure (3)

1. Teacher: Which tooth comes up latest in everyone's life?
Dingding: The false tooth.

2. Teacher: Why a giraffe's (长颈鹿)neck is so long?
Dingding: Because his head is far from his body.

3. Teacher: How many sides does a box have?
Dingding: Two. Inside and outside.

4. Girl: Can you tell me a place that I'm sure to find gold?
Dingding: Of course I can.
Girl: Oh, really? Tell me please.
Dingding: In the dictionary.

5. Teacher: Why can fishes only live in the river?
Dingding: Because there are cats on the land.

6. Teacher: Who can tell me what an oral test is?
Dingding: Let me try. An oral test is a game, in which one knows what to say but he doesn't say a word, while the other doesn't know what to say but he stills tries.

7. Teacher: Why will water turn into ice in winter?
Dingding: Water knows that people like to go skating in winter.

8. Teacher: When do you get up in the summer holidays?
Dingding: I get up as soon as the sunshine comes into my room.

Teacher: Oh, don't you think it will be too early?
Dingding: No. My room faces west.