A school has men‘s room and lady‘s room neighboring, a school girl forgot her tissue. At that time, she saw a pile of paper money from men‘s room. The girl was so scared that she asked: " who?", the man answered:" Bill Gates."
有个学校男女厕所相临，一女生上厕所忘带了纸。这时，隔壁传来几张发黄的帐页。女生吓得花容失色，低声问：谁？一个男声回答：老地主。
A school has men‘s room and lady‘s room neighboring, a school girl forgot her tissue. At that time, she saw some color-faded pages of account book from men‘s room. The girl was so scared that she asked: " who?", the man answered:" Old Landlord!"
小蚊子哭着回家，妈妈问咋啦？小蚊：爸爸死啦！蚊妈妈：他没带你去看演出？小蚊子：看了，可观众一鼓掌，爸爸没躲开。
Little mosquito back home crying.
Mom:what‘s wrong?
Little mosquito answered: Daddy died.
Mom: He didnt take you to the show?
Little mosquit Yes, we have been to the show, but when audience clapped, Daddy got time to hide.
one more here:
有一变态经常用硫酸毁别人的容，一天他尾随你企图行凶，你忽觉不对，扭头看时，变态惊到：“靠，这个泼过了！”
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