An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
"How many bullets do you need?"
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"
一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."
"您需要多少发子弹?"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"

Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达.
姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"

"Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the
paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer
have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It\'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.
Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked.
"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I\'m a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞
杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问.
"有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."